Justin Bieber.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Where's my baby??

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Invisible Children Foundation.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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