Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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