- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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