Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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