Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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whats black and large -me

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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