- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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