A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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