Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Penis

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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