Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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