Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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