"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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whats black and large -me

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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PENIS

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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