What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Women's rights

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Anti Joke

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