- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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