Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Jersey Shore.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Communism hehe xd

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Penis

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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