- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A seal walks into a club.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Knock Knock. Not home.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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