you see theres this guy.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Your're racist.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Pickles are moist.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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