- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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