jd and zach loves vigina

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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