- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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