What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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