- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Whats green? The color green.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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