- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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