Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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hi joshua

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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