- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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