- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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