A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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1+1=2

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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9/11

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Anti Joke

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