- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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