- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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