- Anti Joke

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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