- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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