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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Wolfjob.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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