- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

what's black and can't swim?

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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