- Anti Joke

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

YOU

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead