- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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