- Anti Joke

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

what's black and can't swim?

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did you step on my watermelon?