- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

I'm HIV positive.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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