Do u take sugar?

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

That is so fetch

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

SHUT UP JP

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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