- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Connor is homosexuaI

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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