-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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