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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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