- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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