- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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