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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

William wright is Gay

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

I enjoy Popcorn

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