- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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