- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

women's rights.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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