- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Long joke Your such a downey

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

one stop shop

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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