What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

A man walks into a bar

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Neil is a reterd.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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