A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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I am quite mature.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Your mother just died.

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Sarah Palin.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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people magazine

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Jersey Shore.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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