- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Dumbledore dies.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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