- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Jersey Shore.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

whats black? the colour

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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