- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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