- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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