What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Pickles

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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