- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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