A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

100 chefs walk into a bar

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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