- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

ask me if i am a tree. no.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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