- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Heskey time.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Ron Paul for President!

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Women's professional sports

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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