What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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