Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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