- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Do the roar!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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