What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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