Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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