Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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