- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

I love pissing people off :P

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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