homosexual

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...