- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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