- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

SHUT UP JP

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

homosexual

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

#Hanging Degus

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