- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.