- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Guest what? Dog

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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