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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Your Mom!!!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Women's rights.