chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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