- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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