- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why? Because.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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