- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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