Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

ure mama's so fat

My spelling is horrible

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Who wants water? I do.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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