What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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