A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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