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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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