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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the new green? Green

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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