- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What does greg and Ian have in common?

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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