knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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