- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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