- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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