What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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This is not a joke.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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