- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Caramel Boing.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

I? Everett

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Everybody will die

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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