why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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