A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

whats 7+4? 74

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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