sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Mogok Papiti.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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