- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Logan's gay

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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