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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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