- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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