- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

whats black and strange a paki

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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