- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Justin beiber's penis

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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